The Beard and the Bear

 

Once the Beard built up a house,

The house was of bricks that he bought from the town,

One day a Bear came and saw the little james,

He came to the Beards door and then the Bear said,

James Harden, James Harden let me in

Not by the beard on my chinny chin chin

So I huffed and i puffed and I brought that thing down

Next thing I knew James was running around

So I chased that James down

Wanted some 3 balls so I had to go to Big Brothers house,

Said i blew that thing down,

Little Cool Covington didn’t run home so i’m after you now,

I’m a Big, Bulky, Baller this ain’t  Joel Embiid,

Don’t try and cry, “Gobert!”, I ain’t here for deep threes,

Run to the Court James, You can run home,

Go get some 3’s up and i’ll catch you for sure,

You look like an All-Star, and i don’t mean your good,

But i bet you look great with Russell Westbrook,

I’m trying to get home to play 2K20 today

And I can’t come back late, Mama MIller doesn’t play

James told the Bear, “Oh I’m leaving

Mama ain’t make me this thick to be beaten

You’re big and bad til Calm Clint gets even

And no, I won’t slow, Bear, I trained for the NBA season,